nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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