mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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