just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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