dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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