Its about making memories worth repressing
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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