After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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