Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
