the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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