i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
love makes seman taste better
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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