Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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