would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Come see our sink grown plant.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Randomize
