people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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