didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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