I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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