I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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