shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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