if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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