Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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