is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
