Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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