aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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