I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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