Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
