i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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