Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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