Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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