Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
