We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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