Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She is in my trunk
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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