I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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