We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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