is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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