i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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