I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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