i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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