Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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