I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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