can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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