We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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