You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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