PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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