I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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