first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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