i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize
