yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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