Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She announced her abortion via fbk
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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