doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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