He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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