Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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