seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
there was a trapeze. enough said
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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