STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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