plz talk dirty to me
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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