6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I enjoy the company of your penis
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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