We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
party gras won. party gras always wins.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
